Can't He Just Make Up His Mind Already?

If Eminem -- the white rapper, for the culturally uninitiated -- can get married to Kim again, world peace can't be that far behind....

Eminem, real name Marshall Mathers III, married his high school sweetheart in 1999, but later fantasised graphically about her death in his 2000 hit, Kim.

Guests at the ceremony near the couple's hometown of Detroit included rapper 50 Cent's hip-hop group G-Unit.

News helicopters hovered overhead and journalists gathered outside the site.

Family and close friends were present, including members of hip-hop group D12, whose Proof (real name Deshaun Holton) was best man.

The only bling trapping missing was Gessica as MC.... But oh well: even if you're Eminem, you can't have everything.

-30-