Edit the Instrumentum
Having spoken with a veteran of the place, it seems that a time-honored tradition in the "Enchanted Forest," as the campus' 900 wooded acres are known, is for seminarians to run "time trials" of the property in the hopes of clocking a record on the circuit of dark, narrow roads which wend around the place.
This is the kind of formation the Visitation needs to look into. In all seriousness, it'd be outrageous to claim that sexual orientation has ever wrapped a carload of seminarians around a tree, killing two.
The archdiocese of Chicago has retained Windy City uber-lawyer Thomas Breen to serve as defense counsel, which indicates a strenuous defense to come.... Stay tuned.