About Me

Earlier tonight, I realized I hadn't changed my profile in so long, as it was so crassly done.... I don't think of myself as a professional person (I'm too much a bull in a china shop to be so refined), but it needed some work.

So I put a little bio together, and the platform kept telling me it was too long -- don't say you're surprised. I've gotta say, I wouldn't mind having such an enforced curfew on my pieces, where you couldn't type any more even if you wanted to.

While I simply wouldn't mind it, my editors would thank heaven.

You'll see the new product at right.

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