On the Radio
Howard: This guy... looks like every bad coach you had in high school, and he's running around with the hottest housewife on the planet; she's got the hot pants on, they're all over the Hamptons and everything. And he's seventy-nine years old! He's no gay.
Artie Lang: Yeah, he knows what he's doing.
Howard: What a hot little nympho, she's running around with a 79 year-old monsignor... I hope it works out for them; I love hypocrisy.... The church should be proud of a guy who does chicks.
They've been talking about it all morning. Between this and the Today show, here we go again.