Breaking News: The Sky Is Green, 2 + 2 = 5, Power of the Keys Transferred to Milwaukee TV Station....

...all that must be true in light of WISN's "breakthrough" pronouncement over the weekend: "West Bend Woman Becomes Ordained Catholic Priest."

Well, at least they got the "Bend" bit right.

In a related development, yours truly is settling comfortably into his cushy new gig... as Chairman and CEO of Apple.

(Hear all about it on 'ISN, tomorrow at 5, 6 and 11!)

Welcome to the brilliant world of TV news, whose breakthrough "reporting" so often does wonders for the honor and credibility of journalism everywhere...

...that is, to kill it.

Apologies for the lowly newspaperman's rant.

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