This Man Can Get a Camauro in Three Hours But Not an Embroiderer in Eight Months?
And to the left, you'll see an eyeglass frame and a sliver of a face. Who on earth could that be?
It's not rocket science, but here's a small hint in case you need one: HE'S STILL THERE AND RUMOURS OF HIS DEMISE ARE (YET AGAIN) GREATLY EXAGGERATED.
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