Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Chief Watch

*BREAKING*

It seems that the second vacancy on the Supremes is coming quickly.

Chief Justice Rehnquist was admitted to the hospital last night with a fever. Given the toll of his cancer, intimates are strongly advising him that his last days would be better spent in peace, the travails of the Court best left behind....

Keep a close eye on the bouncing ball.

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